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STONER SHOWERS - “GIVE ME A CHANCE”



Bringing to mind the endlessly fucked loops of classic eighties and early nineties hits that Oneohtrix Point Never likes to occasionally purvey, Stoner Showers’ “Give Me a Chance” offers up a very similar vision. Fading right into the thick of the trite emotional turmoil so regularly touted by every other eighties ballad, the jam features a prominent sample of 1984 dance number “Give Me the Dance”, by Kym. Drum smacks abound that sound like they’re way slowed down, along with melodramatic wails echoing throughout the tragically short tune. Stoner Showers must be a bit of an audio experimentalist, due to the fact that his only other track that we’re familiar with is the dub-meets-surf-meets indietronic “Welcome Home”, which was eagerly featured on Hearing Gold’s Highlights of 2011 list and on our very own TSQ VOL ELEVEN. Honestly, I don’t care how much sampling the guy does if the rest of his portfolio sounds like Memory Vague. One thing is for sure: we’re hooked, and we will definitely be finding out soon. Do tha right thing, and check out the rest of his scene at his Tumblr, Bandcamp, and Soundcloud; and don’t forget to bust out some dimes so that he keeps busting out music.





MP3 Download of “Give Me a Chance”, by Stoner Showers



MP3 Download of “Welcome Home”, by Stoner Showers


Vintage Film Posters →



Nothing is cooler to today’s hipster than melding the current with the classic. In fact, now that I mention it, that’s all the rage in pop culture as well, what with all the reboots and remakes abounding. Ugh. Either way, with vintage fashion rearing its head and the explosion in sales of vintage iPhone photo apps like Instagram and Hipstamatic, it is kind of a foregone conclusion that we love chopping and screwing the past with the present. Peter Stults and Sean Hartter, American artists with a love for retro film posters, were recently covered in a Daily Mail UK article that featured plenty of photos of their respective re-imaginings. Not only are these works of art nostalgically evocative, but they are aesthetically on point and also accurate for the periods (1950’s and 1960’s, mostly). Enjoy these modern faves re-imagined heroically as blasts from the pasts, and maybe turn on some 18 Carat Affair or Onra, while you’re at it!








TOP 25 SONGS OF THE PAST YEAR: 25 - 21





Due to the fact that there is a plethora of songs that I have heard over the past year that weren’t properly honored in the “Top Ten Albums of the Past Year” blog series, I have decided to make sure that they are duly mentioned, in classic reverse countdown style over the span of the next five posts. This is mostly due to the fact that the majority of the best things I have heard over the past year were either unreleased, singles, remixes, or were the solitary gem in a sea of coal that was their respective full-length release. Now, with these things in mind, many of these upcoming twenty-five songs are, in fact, superior to some entire releases I may have previously reviewed here. Do not take this list with a grain of salt. Do tha right thing, and fly headlong into a downloading and (hopefully purchasing) spree. Enjoy numbers twenty-five through twenty-one. More to come ASAP.



TOP 25 SONGS OF THE PAST YEAR





25. “Before” - Scuba

“Factor in the song’s pensive synth tones and you’ve got some downbeat audio gold.” — XLR8R

Download  |  Buy



24. “Ozymandias (Never Meant To)” - Soft Powers

“It’s essentially a dance track. Loops and bassed out beats abound.” — Weekly Tape Deck

Download  |  Buy



23. “People Can Do the Most Amazing Things” - Kisses

“A late nite version of their sound, as if the day’s beach party later gathered around a bonfire.” — Stereo Gum

Download  |  Buy



22. “It’s Not My Party” - Diamond Rings

“Hits all the right moods of a synth-driven heartbreak song with not much more than 4 instruments.” — The Burning Gear

Download (right click + “save as”) | Buy



21. “As Far As I Can See” - Phantogram

“Has a killer beat comprised almost entirely of samples that sound like they came from some Motown hit from times gone by, but that give the song a definitive hip-hop feel.” — Daily Beatz

Download  |  Buy


03. STAR SLINGER'S "VOLUME 1" →



Prior to having the hipster scene ruined for him at a Fleet Foxes show and subsequently reverting into another classic rock phase, my brother plied me—nay, barraged me—with Star Slinger songs. This fellow loved Star Slinger’s music, and he wasn’t afraid to show it, and for that I am thankful. A month or two ago, after hearing yet another good’n by the UK producer, I frantically searched for Star Slinger’s Bandcamp and then immediately downloaded the first album I saw: the appropriately titled “Volume 1”, featuring a song I was familiar with: the also appropriately-titled “Copulate” (link NSFW). For only $5 (though, there is of course the option to give more), Star Slinger’s surprisingly hi-fi debut mixtape was mine!

Immediately cuing it up and turning it up to 11, I was blown away by how funky fresh it sounded, the multitude of different tones whirling around throughout the short duration of each track, the variety of sounds featured throughout the mini-album, and how soulful and emotional the whole outing was. Integrating lo-fi samples, like Pogo, and sassy classic jams, like Teengirl Fantasy, Star Slinger then slings these two components through a carefully crafted recipe comprised of well placed Gold Panda-esque dancefloor beats and vocal cut montages straight out of a Lusine album. Exotic, saucy, energetic, and boasting a prolific library of work, I can tell you for a fact that I inevitably ended up collecting the entirety of Star Slinger’s fun and interesting discography, no matter the cost. Do tha right thing and do the same over at his Bandcamp, for a more than reasonable price, considering the quality of da tunez!





MP3 Download of “Bumpkin”, by Star Slinger



MP3 Download of “Extra Time”, by Star Slinger


04. SMALL BLACK'S "NEW CHAIN" →



This entry is beyond obvious. So obvious, in fact, that there is already one half-hearted review of said album deep in the Tiananmen Square Dance archives. Known as one of the single most influential (or at least popular) chillwave bands in existence at this time, Small Black makes up a Voltron-like triad along with Neon Indian and Toro y Moi, the three that made it happenin’. Small Black studies the chillwave formula: laptop-centric, nodding to classic 80’s synthpop jams, wimpy vocals, wed with the warped lo-fi tinge of ethnic music.

Small Black came onto the scene with an eight-track self-titled EP, which was very hissy and lo-fi, but stuck in our collective hipster minds with classics like “Despicable Dogs” and “Pleasant Experience”, but what really launched these funk soul brothas into the chillwave limelight was last year’s full-length “New Chain”. Featuring a polished sound, braver vocals, and a lot more attention to song structure, Small Black turned it up to 11, and “New Chain” is a chillwave/glo-fi album that is not to be overlooked. Nearly every track is an instant crowd-pleaser, from the oddly sentimental “Camouflage” to the funky fresh “Search Party” to the ruminating “Crisp 100s”. Seriously, do tha right thing and pick up Small Black’s “New Chain” on Amazon or Jagjaguwar’s site (whenever it works), and DO NOT tell them that I said they were a chillwave band. As orgasmic as it might be, I do not want to be hunted down and paddywhacked by a bunch of talented musicians.





MP3 Download of “Camouflage”, by Small Black



MP3 Download of “Crisp 100s”, by Small Black


07. PHANTOM POWER'S "CHIC IN EGYPT" →



There are myriad ways to discover good new music and ruminate on classic older music. Checking record label sites, perusing Wikipedia, accruing mixes, and utilizing certain smartphone apps. While I would never recommend it as a paid download (or even a free one, for that matter), the MakeUseOf app for iPhone was what led me to Phantom Power’s “Chic in Egypt”. Every Sunday, one of the writers trawls the web for good free full-lengths of every genre. It’s called “Sound Sunday”, and while there are far more coal stones than there are diamonds, MakeUseOf’s “Sound Sunday” has been the primary source on more than one occasion for some hidden gems. The day I downloaded “Chic in Egypt”, I had actually kinda struck a vein of gold, so that was a good day.



Most chillwave and glo-fi artists are either unsigned or are signed by some very democratic independent label wherein they still pretty much fend for themselves. As a result, these days, it seems the cool kids have gone to Bandcamp and Soundcloud. Both are excellent sources for artists who want to host “pay what you will” downloads of their full-lengths, EPs, singles, and remixes. Star Slinger, Pepepiano, and Phantom Power all have Bandcamp pages that are very alive, hella user-friendly, and constantly being updated. I personally don’t like to pay for EPs, but a lot of times, to make up for my legal piracy, I’ll overpay a lil’ bit when I do come around for the full-lengths.





Phantom Power’s “Chic in Egypt” is a short, whimsically h-fi journey through the chillwave nation. Mostly instrumental, featuring heavily distorted sheets of vintage synth, allow this six-track EP by Eric Littman, a nearly unknown but by no means untalented artist, to wash over you with repeated listens. “Chic in Egypt”, short as it is, is catchy, bass-heavy, nostalgic, artistic, and very very re-playable. Do tha right thing and snatch it here without having to pay a red cent. After that, check some of his other creations on Bandcamp. I also recommend “Diversify»Polarize»Speciate”, which I believe is just a couple of bucks. You have no excuse not to dance until your TOMS wear out.





MP3 Download of “Chic in Egypt ‘74”, by Phantom Power (from “Chic in Egypt”)



MP3 Download of “Transient Dynamics//Overnight”, by Phantom Power (from “Diversify»Polarize»Speciate”)


TOP TEN ALBUMS OF THE PAST YEAR

Boys and girls, starting up here pretty soon, I am going to be kicking off a top ten countdown of the best ten albums I have discovered in the past 365 days. While all of these albums were released in the last ten years (in fact, probably all were released in the last five), not all of them were actually released last year, so it’s not a “Top Ten Albums of 2010/2011” list. Also, I am considering any musical release I unearthed since roughly mid-June 2010. Just wanted to clear those things up so there is no confusion. A fair number of the upcoming reviews are of electronic albums, a lot of them are of chillwave and glo-fi, and there isn’t a single shoegaze stone that hasn’t been left overturned, exposing the musical maggots beneath feasting upon top 40 hot AC playlists. Either way, though, they’re all sure to tickle your hipster bone! I didn’t want to just post the tenth best album of the past year in this post and have one of my two readers go, “Number ten of what lol”. As a frequent and freakish consumer of music, I can attest to these top ten albums being the cream of last year’s catch. Do tha right thing, and keep your eyes trained to the horizon and your lasers set to kill, because in a couple of days I’ll reveal, in classic countdown style the TOP TEN ALBUMS OF THE PAST YEAR. Now, just so this post isn’t a total bust, there’s a couple of free recently discovered MP3 downloads from LYFSTYL’s “Oasis” mixtape after the jump.





MP3 Download of “Sergei & Britney”, by Krusht



MP3 Download of “Summer ‘78 (Yann Tiersen cover)”, by Choongum



“Oh my God…It’s full of stars…”

Eschewing the normal radtastic post fulla music, today I’d like to redirect you to a brilliantly written list on Listverse, possibly the internet’s best list-oriented variety site this side of Cracked or Oddee. Featuring a stable editor and army of moderators, Listverse often publishes user-submitted lists, after some tidying up, of course. This particular list, entitled “Top 10 Kubrick Stares” references an odd, but of course oft-used technique by the trailblazing filmmaker Stanley Kubrick: the thousand-yard stare.Evoking a range of emotions from aloofness to heartless evil, the “Kubrick stare” is a motif that begs a certain degree of worship. Waste no time and read this short, but carefully crafted list. The number one entry will blow you away. Afterwards, peep the site some. If you like what you see, consider buying one of their books from their bookstore or at your friendly, local brick-and-mortar bookstore. Do tha right thing!

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“Oh my God…It’s full of stars…”

Eschewing the normal radtastic post fulla music, today I’d like to redirect you to a brilliantly written list on Listverse, possibly the internet’s best list-oriented variety site this side of Cracked or Oddee. Featuring a stable editor and army of moderators, Listverse often publishes user-submitted lists, after some tidying up, of course. This particular list, entitled “Top 10 Kubrick Stares” references an odd, but of course oft-used technique by the trailblazing filmmaker Stanley Kubrick: the thousand-yard stare.



Evoking a range of emotions from aloofness to heartless evil, the “Kubrick stare” is a motif that begs a certain degree of worship. Waste no time and read this short, but carefully crafted list. The number one entry will blow you away. Afterwards, peep the site some. If you like what you see, consider buying one of their books from their bookstore or at your friendly, local brick-and-mortar bookstore. Do tha right thing!




This is the official video for Diamond Rings’ “It’s Not My Party”. Believed to be an unofficial spin on Lesley Gore’s classic ‘65 hit “It’s My Party”, this ballad is a perfect example of the current retro explosion (à la M83). Seemingly lifted straight out of the new wave era, populated with all of the John Hughes-esque stereotypes, reminding us of that age when gender roles started to blur, Diamond Rings’ “It’s Not My Party” is perfect for both the lover of modernized synthpop or the connoisseur of overdriven eighties classics.



Plinking electric piano, Buckley-esque deeper-than-fiction vocals, a subtle beat, self-deprecating lyrics, and a meandering tearjerker of a synth makes “It’s Not My Party” one to remember. Apparently created mostly as a coping mechanism for life in big ol’ Toronto, Ontario, my first experience with Diamond Rings’ music videos make a little more sense now. While kinda cliche, the video is certainly interesting, and hearkens of a four-and-a-half minute summary of Peirce’s “Boys Don’t Cry” with more of a feel like Broken Social Scene’s “I’m Still Your Fag”. At least listen to the song, because it’s definitely a diamond in the rough. From his debut full-length “Special Affections”, if you’re interested, do tha right thing and purchase it on iTunes, Amazon, or the Diamond Rings store before Astralwerks marks up the shit out of it.





MP3 Download of “It’s Not My Party”, by Diamond Rings (from “Special Affections”)



MP3 Download of “Kim & Jessie”, by M83 (from Saturdays = Youth”)


Yo, peeps. Just crawling out from under my rock to make you aware of a special sale going on right now at the Ghostly Store. For a limited period of time, select T-shirts and accoutrements are marked down, in addition to a number of classic bestselling albums that are going for as little as $5 per album! Did you see that? I just used an exclamation point! That was to signify just how pleasant this special news is!  I took a quick peep and I saw Mux Mool’s “Skulltaste”, Lusine’s “A  Certain Distance”, Kiln’s “Dusker”, Midwest Product’s “Specifics”, and  Christopher Willits’ “Surf Boundaries” for a lot cheaper than they’re  worth. Why are you still wasting time reading this? Get on down to the Ghostly Store and see how many albums you can bag for insanely low prices! We’ll make it a contest! In light of the good news, here’s a chill photo of mfckin Mux Mool and a couple freebies afterwards to whet your appetite. Do tha right thing!



MP3 Download of “Templefrog”, by Kiln (from “Dusker”)

MP3 Download of “Medium Blue”, by Christopher Willits (from “Surf Boundaries”)

Yo, peeps. Just crawling out from under my rock to make you aware of a special sale going on right now at the Ghostly Store. For a limited period of time, select T-shirts and accoutrements are marked down, in addition to a number of classic bestselling albums that are going for as little as $5 per album! Did you see that? I just used an exclamation point! That was to signify just how pleasant this special news is! I took a quick peep and I saw Mux Mool’s “Skulltaste”, Lusine’s “A Certain Distance”, Kiln’s “Dusker”, Midwest Product’s “Specifics”, and Christopher Willits’ “Surf Boundaries” for a lot cheaper than they’re worth.

Why are you still wasting time reading this? Get on down to the Ghostly Store and see how many albums you can bag for insanely low prices! We’ll make it a contest! In light of the good news, here’s a chill photo of mfckin Mux Mool and a couple freebies afterwards to whet your appetite. Do tha right thing!





MP3 Download of “Templefrog”, by Kiln (from “Dusker”)



MP3 Download of “Medium Blue”, by Christopher Willits (from “Surf Boundaries”)